Truth: I’m an embarrassment.

30Jun09

Describe your top three most embarrassing moments. In detail.
That would be the first question. Let me first say that I had to go through my mental list of embarrassing moments and pick out the ones that were not completely mortifying, and that I hadn’t already blogged about.

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Damn you, fate!

10Jun09

So I was taking my French exam. (Yes, already you can tell this is going to be a Mike Daniels story of epic proportions. Buckle up.) Part of it was oral — like you had to go out in the hallway and recite a story to the teacher in French. Normal foreign language class stuff, right? But let me tell you something about me and reciting French stories.

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because I’m socially retarded, that’s why.

29May09

Major update on the Mike Daniels front. No, he has not declared his undying love for me. (Any day now. My horoscope says the planets have aligned for romance.) No, instead 1) I embarrassed the hell out of myself in front of him; I don’t think I could be more humiliated if I tried… bearing that in mind, 2) he just got a scholarship to the college I’ve been wanting to go to my whole life. Also, 3) he might be gay.

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so ‘amour’ is a pile of ‘merde.’

22Apr09

I kind of blinked and said, “Um. Wait. What was the sentence?” And he was like, “It was, ‘Can you leave him a message?’” So I smiled manically and put pencil to paper and came up with… nothing. Absolutely nothing came to me. Zero. Zilch. And he’s watching. And my face is steadily going from pink to a deep, deep red of the oh-so attractive tomato variety.

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