Truth: I’m an embarrassment.

30Jun09

Describe your top three most embarrassing moments. In detail.
That would be the first question. Let me first say that I had to go through my mental list of embarrassing moments and pick out the ones that were not completely mortifying, and that I hadn’t already blogged about.

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because I’m socially retarded, that’s why.

29May09

Major update on the Mike Daniels front. No, he has not declared his undying love for me. (Any day now. My horoscope says the planets have aligned for romance.) No, instead 1) I embarrassed the hell out of myself in front of him; I don’t think I could be more humiliated if I tried… bearing that in mind, 2) he just got a scholarship to the college I’ve been wanting to go to my whole life. Also, 3) he might be gay.

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let’s just pretend this never happened.

23May09

Okay, confession: I never think before I speak. I think that rule was invented to be ignored by people like me.

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Tags: FML, gender misidentification, me and my big mouth, Not with stupid, sticky situations

FML.

11May09

Are any of you familiar with fmylife.com? If not, you should check it out. If your day is just one big pile of suck this is guaranteed to make you feel better. I mean, sure, we all have those days from time to time. But wow. There are bad days, and then are bad days. [...]

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