I saw one of those What’s In My Bag videos on Youtube. I love those. Like Allthatglitters21 said, I think it’s a girl thing. But anyway, I thought I’d do the same thing in blog form. Just for kicks. Anyway, my bag’s sort of dark tan/brown with a few keychains on the handle. I haven’t cleaned this thing out in forever, so I’m kind of afraid to go inside. It’s so full of crap, every time I leave a store the cashiers glare at me like I stole something. First off I’ve got your typical wallet. It’s like purple striped velvet. I remember I got it on sale at Claire’s like three years ago and my friend Shannon thought hers was on sale too but it wasn’t so she had to dig in her pockets for like ten minutes looking for change, since I didn’t have any on me because I didn’t have this wallet. Inside I have my library card, an old gift card to Target, my boater’s license, and about twelve dollars in ones because that’s just how I roll.

Next I’ve got like a mini thing of orange Sticky Notes. Also a striped pencil and a polka-dotted pen that I think came together. They’re too cute to be separate. Neither of them works though. They’re just cute.

Okay, I have one of those little change purses, only it’s in the shape of a sock. How adorable is that? I have another change purse made out of candy wrappers from prisoners in Cuba, I think, but I can’t find it.

I have a lot of receipts. Like a lot. This one’s for a small lemonade and a corn dog at this place in the mall that I always go to for dinner. Their lemonade is to die for, and I have a corn dog fetish. I have a boarding pass from a trip I took two years ago. And a movie ticket. I think it was to He’s Just Not That Into You, which was not bad, incidentally. Sort of cheesy, but I was in the mood for a corny, happy ending.

Um, I have this awesome fish keychain. The eyes light up and you can practically blind people with it. Out with it came a twelve-pack of Bazooka Bubble Gum (uneaten), a thing of Smarties (also uneaten), and a king-size Tootsie Roll thingy. Not eaten. I don’t know why I have so much candy in here. There’s also a Lipsmackers chapstick that’s like watermelon-flavored.

I have a make-up bag in here too. Inside is a really old eyeliner pencil that I now only use in emergencies, like when I can’t find my good one. There’s also lotion. It’s not even good lotion, it just says “Body Lotion” on the front and half of it’s gone. Very generic. I have some more watermelon sorbet-flavored lip gloss, and an Avon compact mirror with concealer. And a really old eyeshadow palette. I mean, when you’re stranded without make-up, desperate times call for desperate measures.

There’s like a hidden pocket too. I actually forgot about that. Inside there’s a bottle of perfume, a Twix wrapper, and a tampon. Wow. Okay. That’s lovely. And that is what’s inside my bag.