Our school’s diseased! YES!

26Oct09

So what he said was, “Students and staff, I need to make an announcement.” (Cue entire class inching forward, on the edge of their seats, eyes wide.) “Due to an unfortunate outbreak of the H1N1 virus — ” (Jaws dropped. Eyes went wider. Everyone held their breath, waiting on tenterhooks.) ” — all schools in the area will be closed until next Tuesday.”

He said a lot more, but I don’t think anyone in the school registered that he was still talking because there was a freaking EXPLOSION as kids jumped up on desks and screamed…

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